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— dealer’s choice

[torturas]

merry fucking christmas. thanks to you, now I have a ton of overtime to do.

hey why not go with the classic?

[resleeves]

boo fucking hoo

you have to do your job.
oh the fucking horror.

[torturas]

I do my fucking job. I just dislike having eggnog thrown up on me by the extra festive criminals.

[resleeves]

nice to hear everyone's in the holiday spirit
maybe they were just trying to help you out

[torturas]

by throwing up on me?

you did this on purpose pendejo. all so I couldn't keep an eye on you.

[resleeves]

you really trying to blame someone's inability to hold their puke on me?
wow
i'm hurt.

[torturas]

not as hurt as you're going to be when I get out of here and get my revenge.

[resleeves]

oh i'm trembling
you barely come up to my knee.

[torturas]

and what's near your knees? think for once kovacs.

use your other head.

[resleeves]

oh, you wanna have some fun with my cock?
i don't know
you'd probably fuckin bite it off.

[torturas]

( it took her some time to respond to that last message because for once the annoyance she was feeling turned into amusement. as she sat at her desk, filling out a large volume of paperwork, she finally replied.

deep down, they both knew she wouldn't hurt him - far beyond the reason being that his sleeve once belonged to the man she loved. )

sharing secret kinks now? I always knew something was off about you.

[resleeves]

i was gonna say you're just now figuring that shit out?
always been something off about me.

it's how i keep the stragglers away
no one but you likes a psychopath.

[torturas]

like? quien dijo eso?

assuming much? or feeling lonely on christmas?

[resleeves]

is it christmas?
i hadn't noticed.

[torturas]

smart ass. don't be late in picking me up.

[resleeves]

should make you walk
i don't wanna deal with you in a shitty mood.

sorry about the icons, rip

[torturas]

aww no angry foreplay? here I thought you liked that shit.

[resleeves]

oh i do
when the time's right
is the time right?

maybe
not just for fucking Christmas though

[torturas]

oh so now you care about christmas all of a sudden?

where was this attitude when I had to roll into work for a double shift?

[resleeves]

not there yet.
found it when i got out of bed
and had a drink

ho ho ho

[torturas]

fucking hilarious really kovacs.

I take it you're going to get all dressed up and decorate a little too? since you're feeling festive and all.

[resleeves]

i'll wrap myself up in a little bow and give you a present.

[torturas]

it’s texts like these that make me wonder if you enjoy fucking me or fucking with me.

[resleeves]

little from column a
little from column b